Wednesday, March 5, 2008

A Cat's guide to moving

Step 1: Load worldly belongings in 15 minutes from friend's parent's basement in haphazard manner filling only 1/3 of truck volume.
Step 2: Find second friend to share driving responsibilities so that important activities such as radio control, hydration & snacking, and blackberry mapping of route can be attended to.
Step 3: Make bathroom break on the New Jersey Turnpike and buy more liquids.
Step 4: Find local friend's parents to stay with the first night in town and then engage Friend #3 to move all worldly belongings into new abode.
Step 5. Slowly push items toward walls and loosely group items by color.
Step 6. Your Cat is now ready to start living a fabulous new life in Philadelphia. Thank you to all my friends - come visit...I may even have a bed by then.

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